Monday, April 23, 2012
Memory Losslah Sangat.....
While marking my 8-year old pupil's book.."Ishola, I don't understand why u made this mistake. We already discussed n agreed that the statement is false". Was just about to say ...hmmmm u r not paying attention when he quipped "I have memory loss, teacher" with an innocent look on his face. "Ooooo memory loss eh....correction, 10 times. That'll make u remember".
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Jejak Kasih di Hospital Selayang
Mengupdate status secara pukal hari ni.. Smlm OTW nak jenguk MAk Uda kat hospital, terjumpa Pak Lang n family, Pak Lang Hamdan n wife dan Pak Long Nazri n wife. Lebih setahun dah x jumpa. Raya haritu, pergi rumah x rezeki nak jumpa. Dpt rezeki rambutan je. Ambik kat depan rumah Pak Lang. Diorang pun 1st time jumpa Baby E. Pak Lang Hamdan tanya..."ni no beghapo Long?" "No. 8 Pak Lang". "Yo ko ni Long...ko kau berlawak jo?" "La betullah Pak Lang...x cayo plak dio. Yg nia no. 7 jadi eh ni no. 8 lah". Adoi jauh den belajar ngiro sampai ko England maghin tu, xkan silap kigho plak.
Action Song Yg Tak Eksyen....
If there is such thing as a miracle, I really do need one 2moro n the day after. Please God, help my team please. Bukan x bagus dah...mmg teruk sgt2. Nak ikutkan bebudak tu jenis yg brutal x makan saman...alih2 bila suruh tunjuk taring, sang singa dah bertukar jadi tikus. Bkn sebarang tikus plak tu, dah jadi tikus mondok. Tunduk yo bilo nyanyi. Camtu cikgupun boleh buek. Takdo payah nak nyughuh kau do.
Eksyen Song
It's gonna be a long week next week. Dear God, have mercy on me please. Please let everything went smoothly and as planned. And the most important thing is....please, please...give me the strength. Yes I know they r not that good....Ok, ok they are bad, but that is why I am asking you. Help me help them....x menang pun x apa, janji x memalukan sgt dahlah.
Alahai Anak Omak.....
Bersemangat bangun hari ni nak masak nasi lemak n sambal sotong. Habis masak ajak bebudak mkn. It was while abt to enjoy the nasi lemak that one of the twin asked me...."Mama, kenapa kalau org putih buat cerita hantu, best. Tapi kalau org Malaysia buat x takut pun...entah apa2 je cerita dia." Alamak, camna nak jwb ni. Igt nak ckp "nantilah Mama bwk korang jumpa KRU ke Mamat Khalid ke...nanti korang tanya." Adoi...cam x intelligent je jawapan. Airmuka nak kena jaga jugak. Then dgn maha confidentnya jawab.."Org putih tu dari anak dia baby lagi diorang rajin bacakan buku cerita. Waktu nak tido baca buku cerita, waktu senggang bacakan cerita. Pastu diorang selalu tanya anak diorang soalan2 atau pendapat2. Tu sebab org putih lebih imaginasi. Dari kecik dah kena rangsang otak diorang utk berfikir dan berimaginasi. Sok-sok bila dah anak korang buatlah camtu....mesti anak korang pandai." Ha dah faham....(jgnlah tanya lagi, Mama tgh nak menghayati sedap ke x nasi lemak sambal sotong Mama harini).
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