SIkit2 Lama-Lama Jadi Bukit?????

Cikgu : Sarvin, nyanyi lagu Negaraku.
Sarvin : CIkku, saya hafal sikit2.
Cikgu : Oklah, Lagu WIlayah.
Sarvin: Itupun sikit2 Cikku.
Cikgu :Hish awak ni....nyanyi lagu sekolah lah kalau mcm tu.
Sarvin : Maaf CIkku, itu lagu saya tau sikit2 jugak.
Cikgu : Semua pun sikit2. Sikit lagilah markah kalau mcm ni. Bilalah nak pass, asyik gagal aje.

Cikgu Nyanyi Cam AIshwarya Rai....adoiiii terluka hati Cikgu.

CIkgu : Ok murid2, harini Cikgu nak ajar lagu Tanah Pusaka. Awk dgr, lepas ni awk pulak nyanyi.
Murid2 : Ok Cikku.
Cikgu : "Sungguh gemilang negriku, Yg kupuja, Oh Tanahairku. Diiiii....."
Mitilan : Kih, Kih, KIh....
Cikgu : Apa yg kelakar sgt tu Mitilan.
Mitilan: Cikku nyanyi sangat scary....mcm lagu hantu.
CIkgu : Amboiii...sah2 markah adab akhir tahun awak dpt 1 mcm ni. Yg lain kalau nak dpt 1 silalah gelak. Kalau nak 4...diam dan dengar aje.
Kogilan : Cikku nyanyi best...
Cikgu : Haa...Kogilan cikgu akan bagi awak 4 markah.
Rishi Yank : Cikku nyanyi st best mcm itu Aishwarya Rai.
Cikgu : Kalau nak bodek Rishi, agak2lah. Yg nyanyi tu bkn AIshwarya tapi Lata Mangeshkar. Sah2 suara Aishwarya x sedap, kalau x mesti diorang suruh dia nyanyi. Markah adab 1.....cuba lagi lain kali.

What I did Last Week....

Get Lost Mrri....

Teacher : Mri, don't sit near me....go back to yr place.
Mrishalen: Y teacher?
Teacher : Coz u said I'm ancient. Go away...I mean get lost.
N he went around the class like searching for something.
Teacher : Mri...what r u doing?
Mrishalen: Y teacher...u asked me to get lost. I'm lost now n am searching for my way out.....

I'm ancient ke angel????

Kajanes : Teacher, Thoorgesh said u look like an angel.
Teacher : Awww...thanks Thoorgesh.
Mrishalen: Y teacher thanked him....he said u look ancient.
Teacher : Haaa!!! Thoorgesh, what did u say?
Kajanes : He said u look like an angel lah teacher.
Teacher: MRRRRRRIII.....

Baby E's corner

Miss/Mr Always Rite....ritelah sangat.

Apa masalah di M'sia ni ya? When voicing opinion kan, they'll end up with name calling or accusations. X boleh ke bila bagi pendapat tu if u x setuju just cakap x setuju becoz of this or that. Dahlah. Ini dahlah siap dgn keluar statement accusing ini x betul, ini corupt. Dan yg paling best bila opinion kita x sama terus suruh kita do more reading, pastu suruh read kat internet plak. Adoii....mcm awak ajelah yg betul. Awak ajelah yg membaca...as if everything yg dkt internet tu semuanya betul. Y can't we argue nicely n even if the other party did not see eye to eye with us, we r okay with that. Ni tak last2 mesti gaduh n u call yrself intelligent......

Actually when talking abt peeps gaduh2 when voicing opinion, I remembered a lesson whereby I did storytelling with my Yr 2 n 3 recently. I was telling them a story titled King of Woods n after I introduced the characters, I asked them who do u think the King of Woods. Obviously most of them chose the biggest animal, the bull moose. A few chose bear n some chose eagle. Nobody chose the little Wren becoz it is afterall little kan so mana boleh jadi "King". What interesting is the way the children reacted. They were so sure they got the rite answer especially the "bull moose" group they start to ridicule their friends. When it became obvious that the bear n the eagle were not the King of The Woods...lagilah berlagak diorang. They were cheering when the bull moose scooped the bear n threw it away. N siap kutuk2 lagi member tu. Kesian grup2 yg salah tu. Monyok n yg kelakarnya bila diorg nak changed group n joined the bull moose group, they did not allow them. Siap tolak2 lagi. It's like kau dah salah kan....salahlah. Mana boleh nak betul2kan. I continued with the story n in the end it turned out that the Little Wren was actually the King of WOods...n this time, the group yg kena kutuk tadi x igt dunia kenakan grup bull moose tu. What they didn't know is that semua pun x betul n yet they berlagak mcm they know everything. IMO, adults n kids sama aje. N this is what I am trying hard to change. During each of my lesson I always try engaging the kids into a discussion n this is when I introduces them adab2 dlm voicing yr opinion. Among it will be to respect others, wait fr yr turn, no name calling n the most important thing is at the end of it they can agree to disagree. Now whoever said teaching jobs is easy....we r not merely teaching them how to read, speak or rite but really it is more than that.


N last but not least....Never argue with fools, coz people watching will have difficulty spotting the fools.